Hello world this page is completely dedicated to jokes and riddles only!

Hi everybody. I am Solana. Lets just say sometimes I need a good laugh especially on days when I am super bored. So that is EXACTLY why I made this page. I really hope one of these jokes or riddles made you crack a smile or a grin or better yet make you laugh! If not I will probably change my name who knows anything could happen...

Ok how was your day at school or at your job. Do you have a lot of homework or a lot of paperwork or was it just really really really BORING! Well guess what that is really BORING! Would you believe me if I told you I can cheer you up. Maybe I could but if you are really really bumed out well your going to be a tough nut to crack.

Just remeber to laugh

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his bag, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The seconed guy says "What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun a bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear" the first guy says "I need to outrun you"

There were three childen The first child went up to her mom and said "Mommy why is my name Daisy" The mother says "Because a Dasiy fell on your head when you were born." The seconed child asked why her name Rose. The mother said "Because a rose fell on your head when you were born." The thrid child said "zqawsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpzawsxedcrftgbygys" The mom says "Shut up brick!"

It is the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?" The neighbour says, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we have not been to together since we got married." "Oh, I am so sorry to hear that. That is terrible. But could you have found someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?" The man shakes his head. "No," he says. "They are all at the funeral."

Three guys stranded on a desert island finds a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each on wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back at home. The seconed guy wishes the same. The thrid guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here".

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

Come on tell me that was not funny. Those were pretty funny. Hey question is your brain ready to work because we are going to do some RIDDLES! Riddles are awesome no matter what you say. Well most of them.

Top 5 riddles

1.

A teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other's names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?

Answer: She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won't skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won't skip either, and so on.

2.

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?

Answer: The school bus.

3.

I can be flipped and broken but I never move. I can be closed, and opened, and sometimes removed. I am sealed by hands. What am I?

Answer: A deal

4.

One day there were two cops, they got a call saying there was some kind of mystery so they went to the house were the mystery was at, the lady there said she could not figure out how many letters the special word was, later the cops went home knowing that they had done a good job. How many letters was the special word?

Answer: 14 'the special word'

5.

Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20. Another friend and I am unclean.What am I?

Answer: The letter 'x'. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX in Roman numerals is 20, and XXX is a label for movies that are very inappropriate.

I am hoping one of those made you laugh some of those were good. Anyway stay updated there will be a lot more then this, hopefully.

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